Bruce Cockburn is a wonderful Canadian singer/songwriter despite the fact that the poor guy has a herpes symptom for a last name (I wonder what the etymology is for that one).
We had a teacher in middle school with the surname Sandercock. Of course he was referred to as Graveldink and Pebbleprick. Poor guy. I always felt bad for classmates with 'cock' in their name. That's hard, but I guess they develop some balls from the teasing.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Corny!
Today I realized that if you had a dinner of fresh corn, that would be a 'cob supper' and those together are almost a bad word.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Inflators of Mars.
I realize that greed is the reason for this global economic crisis, but does that mean we should put aside the long held dream of sending our brave spacemen in rocketships to the planet Mars, upholding the human spirit in all its courage and seeking to fill that need within all of us to explore and gain knowledge about the solar system and beyond?
There's water on Mars and the @#$%ing stuff should be bottled and sold!
There's water on Mars and the @#$%ing stuff should be bottled and sold!
Yeeeah, boyeeee.
Someone asked me who was 'the one' who had changed my life and I said my mum I guess, she changed my diapers when I was a little baby.
Well, there was her and the rival gang member I killed to death in the huge bloody brawl our two groups had down behind the Walmart. If he hadn't have died from his face stabbing, I wouldn't have gone to prison and ended up being so bored that I went into the prison library and picked up that issue of Archie, where he accidentally makes a date with Veronica on the same evening he promised to go out with Betty and has to get Jughead to help him by posing as a super-rich tycoon who has a fancy for Veronica, giving Archie time to run back and forth between restaurants so he can keep both dates and not anger the girls.
That was a fun issue!
Well, there was her and the rival gang member I killed to death in the huge bloody brawl our two groups had down behind the Walmart. If he hadn't have died from his face stabbing, I wouldn't have gone to prison and ended up being so bored that I went into the prison library and picked up that issue of Archie, where he accidentally makes a date with Veronica on the same evening he promised to go out with Betty and has to get Jughead to help him by posing as a super-rich tycoon who has a fancy for Veronica, giving Archie time to run back and forth between restaurants so he can keep both dates and not anger the girls.
That was a fun issue!
Friday, October 17, 2008
Hook!
popped down to Blockbuster Video and asked the clerk for Hook, you know the Spielberg film about Peter Pan?
Anyway, he gave me Hook but it wasn't the Peter Pan film at all. It was a really sad May to December love story about this married but lonely fly fisherman who makes a living tying incredible flies. One day at a sport fishing show where he has a booth to sell his flies a twenty something goth girl with multiple piercings walks up and they start chatting. Well, he ends up involved with this girl and she pulls him into the strange world of body piercing. He ends up covering himself in flies! Totally weird!
It gets even weirder, he sort of goes overboard with the whole thing and ends up spiraling into body modification. He actually ends up replacing his arms for rainbow trout fins and has a trout tail attached to his rear end!
Finally he goes to this twisted underground clinic where they give him gills and he ends up trying to live with the trout in his favourite river that he fished as a child.
In the end his wife takes the rod his grandfather had given him and with a fly he had tied for her on their 20th wedding anniversary, she goes down to the river, catches him and pulls him back to sanity.
That part made me cry...it looked SO painful!
Anyway, he gave me Hook but it wasn't the Peter Pan film at all. It was a really sad May to December love story about this married but lonely fly fisherman who makes a living tying incredible flies. One day at a sport fishing show where he has a booth to sell his flies a twenty something goth girl with multiple piercings walks up and they start chatting. Well, he ends up involved with this girl and she pulls him into the strange world of body piercing. He ends up covering himself in flies! Totally weird!
It gets even weirder, he sort of goes overboard with the whole thing and ends up spiraling into body modification. He actually ends up replacing his arms for rainbow trout fins and has a trout tail attached to his rear end!
Finally he goes to this twisted underground clinic where they give him gills and he ends up trying to live with the trout in his favourite river that he fished as a child.
In the end his wife takes the rod his grandfather had given him and with a fly he had tied for her on their 20th wedding anniversary, she goes down to the river, catches him and pulls him back to sanity.
That part made me cry...it looked SO painful!
Friday, October 10, 2008
Plowman's lunch!
My 26th speeding ticket was the most expensive.
Personally, I think it was because the policeman was angry at having to push through the rubble of the restaraunt I'd plowed into.
Personally, I think it was because the policeman was angry at having to push through the rubble of the restaraunt I'd plowed into.
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